We see them all too often. Whenever LGBT issues are discussed in
Poland, the same faces pop up in the media and the streets of our
cities: the right-wing militia, Mlodziez Wszechpolska [All-Polish
Youth]. We pass them by in the corridors of major newspapers, TV show
sets and parades. We're never on the same side. Tables or lines of
armed cops separate our two worlds.
But you know what they say: opposites attract! Sometimes standing on
the other side of the barricade we cast a longing glance at a sexy
militiaman. Sometimes we regret those gorgeous hunks are going to
waste.
Then sometimes we start wondering whether some of our own aren't
hiding among them, whether some of the sexiest, hunkiest MW studs
aren't dreaming of holding another man in their arms at night...
Though the MW boys are keeping all possible ideas that might relate to
gayness well under wraps, they can't hide them all. The top brass are
very well groomed - impeccable tans, sometimes a spot of foundation...
How could we not admire them, keep from commenting on their stunning
good looks, muffle our dreamy sighs...?
Having decided to check if there are any admirers of the MW boys among
the readers of Gaylife, we hereby announce the Mr Sexiest All-Polish
Youth pageant.
In the gallery you can see a number of photos of the leaders of our
favorite organization and two of its honorary members. Each of them is
signed, so you can associate the faces with the names that appear so
often in the media.We want to know which one you find the most
handsome; who you like the most; which one you'd keep in your bed and
which one you'd kick out.
That's not the only goal of our pageant.
We want to show our MW friends that maintaining your good looks isn't
bad or shameful. We want to graciously point out that visiting a
cosmetologist, tanning parlor or a sauna will do more good for them
than staying up all night reading morally sound books and handouts. We
have to care about or opponents. It's a crying shame that their pale
faces elicit cries of sympathy in the national media. After all, even
a nationalist could enjoy having a pretty face and body.
Do your part to encourage the MW boys to try a little bit harder -
vote in our poll!
To participate in the elections you need to vote in the poll. The
voting will last two weeks. The winner will receive a trophy diploma
and a small prize; the remaining contenders will receive diplomas
confirming their participation in the pageant.
We hope the winner will emulate his erstwhile leader, Roman Giertych,
who boasted his Homophobe of the Year award in the media; we want Mr
Sexiest All-Polish Youth to be proud of his title.
Vote today, don't let the hunks wait!
Vote here